For the 4th of July, Let's Have a New Pledge

OOOOOOHHHHHHH! We the People of the motherland known as Yankee America hereby decree that we follow the Declaration of Independence, which calls for overthrowing a tyrannical government. We must follow that tradition of direct action just like the patriots did during the American Revolution if our government becomes tyrannical. For we shall never surrender in the face of tyranny, to achieve the same victory as our founding fathers in defeating the beast known as government. With the holy lord & Christ by our side, we can be free & brave!!!

Note: America is divided between Yankees & Dixies. Yankee states are the Northeast(Mid-Atlantic & New England), Midwest, Central Plains, & the West excluding Southern Arizona & Southern New Mexico. West Virginia is considered part of the Midwest & Delaware & Maryland are Mid-Atlantic states. Dixie states include the Southern states excluding West Virginia, Maryland, & Delaware & Suthern Arizona & Southern New Mexico.